This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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