Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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