she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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