Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Pants are for mortals
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize