Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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