and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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