We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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