I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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