I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Buhtt sex?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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