I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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