Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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