is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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