Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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