Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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