I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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