Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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