I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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