You really coming over, don't trick.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
the liver wants what the liver wants
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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