my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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