If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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