I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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