I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
this is an emotional support booty call
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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