I'm eating all of the evidence.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Watching her eat just hurts me
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
