Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So much rum. So many feels.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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