we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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