You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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