Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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