Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I yelled at your uterus for you.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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