You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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