she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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