The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
