If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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