Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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