ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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