and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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