I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
