I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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