Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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