she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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