After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
