you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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