i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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