we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's Friday. Sex?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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