This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
