of course. lets lasso hookers.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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