Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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