I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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