That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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