So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
