Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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