go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
